It's Deductible!
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It's Deductible! From the movie, "My Blue Heaven" (1950), starring
Betty Grable and Dan Dailey,
Music by Harold Arlen, lyrics by Ralph Blane
The biggest complaint wherever we go is taxes, taxes, taxes. The question is where do
we get the dough for taxes, taxes, taxes. Income taxes! People running from store
to store from Macy's up to Sak's, Nobody wants to work
anymore because of income taxes. Income taxes! This is the kind of
thinking that could easily be destructible. Haven't they learned the
more they make the more there is deductible. Deductible, deductible,
deductible, deductible. It's deductible, it's
deductible. A man can make a phone
call from Jersey to the coast, It used to be expensive
but today you'll hear him boast, It's deductible, it's
deductible. You give a pompous party,
pretentious with your booze, They break up all your
furniture, what have I got to lose. Crazy world, crazy times,
love that world, What's the difference if
nothing rhymes. It' uproarious, but it's
glorious. You're the boss and you
can toss it off as loss or gain, Why complain, it's
deductible. We're all interested in
redemption, How do you get your maxium
exemption. The dependent must be one
of the following, Grandson, granddaughter,
great-grandson, great-granddaughter, Father, mother, sister,
brother, half-sister, half-brother, Grandfather, grandmother,
nephew, niece, uncle, aunt, Father-in-law,
mother-in-law, daughter-in-law, brother-in-law, Step-son, step-daughter,
step-father, step-mother, step-brother, step-sister. I'm telling you mister,
they're deductible, they're deductible, A Texan drills an oil
well, the oil well don't produce, The Texan doesn't worry
cause he's got a good excuse, It's deductible, it's
deductible. Producer gets an angel,
producer gets a flop, The angel doesn't worry
because the flop comes off the top Crazy world, crazy times,
love that world, What's the difference if
nothing rhymes. It's irrational, but it's
national, If you decide to take that
ride and be a bride and groom, Padded room, deductible, Including offspring, Elizabeth Ann and Betty
Lou, Oliver, Dan, Penelope, Sue, Jimmy, Johnny, Daisy,
Harry, Randy, Ronnie, Maisie, Mary Have all you want, they're
deductible.
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Supreme
Court Justice George Sutherland: "The
legal right of a taxpayer to decrease the amount of what otherwise
would be his taxes, by means which the law permits, cannot be doubted."
British
Chancellor of the Exchequer Denis Healy: "The
difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion is the thickness of a
prison wall."
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Albert
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